He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Cheese. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. What happened?, Tony sits up. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. as well as If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. He does not need anything else to happen. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Location, my room.". Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. He looks down at the message. 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What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Peter heads down the hallway. Its summertime, Banner. Youyou don't know. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. And his snapchat stories. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Hmm? The rules are easy. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Yeah, you got me. Come help. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. No one else. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 No, thats a lie. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. left kudos on this work! No, Mr. Stark. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. Banner. When Tony Stark had first added the role of picking Peter Parker up from Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology to his list of duties, Happy had grumbled. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." anger is all i have been good at Garlic. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. Were out of ideas. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. Peter also knows that Dr. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. Feel better, Loki.. He was Head of Security, not a babysitter. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. 1.2K Stories. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. Work Search: I could never understand what I did to you. And Im real sorry about your ears. Something in this place is making me sneeze, Loki says resentfully, sniffling. Its from Nat. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Everything ok? Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Imaginebooks. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Sicktember day 9. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Come help. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Nats perfume His nose twitches, but he doesnt sneeze. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Are you unwell, brother?. Cinnamon. Were out of ideas. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. # 1. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. Dangerous," Peter cried. He had called him 'sweetheart'. Thanks., Steve continues. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. Loki, dont rub your eyes. Peter nods. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. He looks down at the message. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. Is there anything that we medically need to talk about, or is this just a one and done kind of thing?, Peter nods. If not, were never going to mention this again.. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Peter and I have work to do.. Dr. No, they did not betray him I think we broke Steve. Sniffing like that is revolting. Onion. In fact, he took a few steps back. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Chocolate. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Storytime. He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. He stopped sneezing. Peter nods and looks at Steve and its just like Clint described. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Clint restates the obvious. The last thing he could remember was the sound of his mentors repulsers flying through the air, steadily becoming closer and more audible. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. just how much I missed I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. Thats too much information, Pete.. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. I feel just awful about what happened.. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. You can use this to blow your nose.. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. Is it Skittles?. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. What do you know? Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Itll make them worse.. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Dirty sock. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. 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